Movies That Don't Suck


12 Monkeys -


Terry Gilliam directing one of the most accurate time-travel movies around.






 

 

 

 

 

 



Airplane -









 

 

 

 

 

 




American History X -


Prison - a place to experience anally- humbling irony.






 

 

 

 

 

 




Apocalypse Now -









 

 

 

 

 




Blazing Saddles -


The sherriff is near!






 

 

 

 

 

 




Braveheart -


As long as you only pay attention to Mel Gibson in the entire movie, it's good. You start noticing too many of the extras standing around in the background and you might change your opinion of the movie.




 

 

 

 

 




City of God -


Poor Knockout Ned.






 

 

 

 

 




The Dark Knight -

The Dark Knight

Overdramatic and implausible? Yes. But still fucking awesome.






 

 

 

 

 




District 9 -

D-9
AAAARRRR KXKXKX CLICK CLIK HRRRRR!






 

 

 

 

 




Dr. Strangelove -









 

 

 

 

 




Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind -









 

 

 

 

 




Everything is Illuminated -


This movie will actually make you stop hating Elijah Wood. It's that good.






 

 

 

 

 




Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -









 

 

 

 

 




Fight Club -









 

 

 

 

 




The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -









 

 

 

 

 




I Heart Huckabee's -









 

 

 

 

 




The Hurt Locker-


Imagine an action movie where acting and plot were more than filler between a sequences of computer-generated explosions and animated violence, an action movie that didn't mistake the spasmatic jolts in the audience from the overly loud soundtrack and sound effects for those caused by true suspense in a film, an action movie not written, directed, or produced by Jerry Bruckheimer or Michael Bay. I give you, 'The Hurt Locker'.




 

 

 

 

 




The Jacket -


I hope the person responsible for allowing that tagline to go to public was murdered for it.






 

 

 

 

 




LA Confidential -


Ah, the 50s. Just as I remembered them.






 

 

 

 

 




Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels -


Admittedly, I can handle slow movies. This is one of those, but it comes together nicely in the end.






 

 

 

 

 




Man on Fire -


Any movie that has Denzel Washington shoving a bomb up a guy's ass is okay by me.






 

 

 

 

 




Night of the Living Dead -


They're coming to get you, Barbara!






 

 

 

 

 




One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest -


Poor Miss Ratched.






 

 

 

 

 




Pan's Labyrinth -









 

 

 

 

 




Pulp Fiction -


What else can be said about this one, other than perhaps, "Don't snort heroin."






 

 

 

 

 




Running with Scissors -









 

 

 

 

 




Rushmore -


Apathetic, intellectual losers unite!






 

 

 

 

 




Seven -


Mmm... Terriffic ending.






 

 

 

 

 




Shaun of the Dead -


We're Coming to get you, Barbara!






 

 

 

 

 




The Shawshank Redemption -


Prison - a place to experience anally-humbling redemption.






 

 

 

 

 




Snatch -


What "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" could only aspire to be.






 

 

 

 

 




Thank You For Smoking -



Suck on that, you anti-smoking babies.





 

 

 

 

 



Training Day -


Any movie that has Denzel Washington shoving a bomb up a guy's ass is okay by me.






 

 

 

 

 




Trainspotting -


You'll never take your local public restroom facilities for granted again.





 

 

 

 

 




Van Wilder -









 

 

 

 

 




Vertigo -