As a man, I truly believe that I would get more accomplished in a given day WITHOUT hands than with them.

 

The funniest jokes, without question, are those about the idiocracy of Scientology... Told by devout Christians.

 

It is often said that the college years are meant to open the minds of young men and women to defining new experiences, both social and academic. I for one couldn't wait to get to the heart of REAL knowledge in America. And in all honesty, I was really excited to have some of those famous, crazy college experiences to call my own. It was for those two reasons that I decided to attend Bob Jones University, where I majored in Biology.

 

There are no funny female comedians.