If you find yourself here, I feel sorry for you. But if you're going to continue reading, there are some things you should know.

 

  1. I'm not telling anyone else how to live. I'm only telling them how they SHOULD live.


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  2. I'm not claiming to have the right answer to everything. I'm only claiming to know more than most dumbasses out there.


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  3. Spare me the hate mail. You're on my site, asking for my opinions. I don't give a shit about yours.