2nd Amendment. Kiss my ass.

 

 


Tiny 2-shot .38 - For all those hard-to-reach places.


Dual-tone 9mm (17 rd clip) on the left.

Tokarev 7.62x25 on the right. Will likely go straight through a person not wearing body armor or standing behind a car.

 


.357 Magnum.


.45
.45


Saiga - Semi-automatic .410 Russian shotgun.



91/30 Mosin Nagant - WWII Russian rifle with a bullet the size of most guys' dicks.


270
Savage Arms .270... A bullet slightly smaller than most guys' dicks.




Remington 870 - 12 guage shotgun (folding stock, tube extension, tac light, forend and rear pistol grips, barrel shroud).



Excuse me waiter, I believe I said NO PICKLES!


AK-47 - 7.62 Rifle (quad rail forend with pistol grip and tac light, scope, night vision scope, and side-folding stock).